Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me

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wimpytav:

anxietykills-themind:

You don’t know fanciness until you’ve seen a snake with a top hat and moustache  

hELLO MY BABY, hELLO MY HONEY, hELLO MY RAGTIME GAL,
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ruinedchildhood:

princesssodapopper:

god fucking damnit

spongebob’s selfie game is stronger than mine 
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An Edit a Day ⚜ Benedict Cumberbatch ⚜ [253/?]

sqaurt:

TODAY I FOUND OUT MY GREAT GRANDPARENTS MET IN A CONCENTRATION CAMP IN YUGOSLAVIA  AND MY GREAT GRANDFATHER, WHO WAS A SOLDIER IN THE CAMP, RESCUED MY GREAT GRANDMOTHER AND THEY RAN AWAY TO AUSTRALIA TOGETHER AND I THINK THAT IS THE COOLEST

(Source: spaceweeeb)

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cosmo sex tip #669

allaboardthekevintran:

when you grab his shaft, yell “pull the lever kronk”

(Source: raynarvaezjunior)

unlawfully:

Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick

(Source: unlawfully)

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